“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

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“Axis in 6" slayed me.

Did you ask your partner before you left this comment

I don’t understand that stuff at all, unless it’s tied to him converting to Islam. It’s pretty easy still to demonize someone for that and have mouthbreathers light up their torches and grab their pitchforks. Because on the grounds that he opposed the Vietnam War and took measures to avoid fighting, Ali hardly stands…

I went to New Orleans on my own and it was the best experience I’ve had. Made a point to eat at 3-4 restaurants a day, go on at least one tour (the steamboat one is great if you love jazz and a nice view), check out the aquarium, check out Bourbon St, and find the local spots (which are not on Bourbon St.).

Giddi-Ly?

The story is that Dewey is WILLING to be president.

He’s not just fucking with you and it isn’t about race as much as it is you’ll be a brand new face among the group. There are may dishes that families only trust to the matriarch, patriarch or direct descendant / passed down recipe, and is already going to be on the table when you arrive so no one is even going to…

Now he can get back to playing cones of dunshire

“We’re officially on Bradywatch starting tomorrow.”

“The thing with Chip is he just doesn’t see you as a person. He sees you as a commodity.”

The immortal Geno Petralli!

Carlos the Wonder is to Scott Walker as Carlos Danger is to Anthony Weiner.

or others see that kemp tried to get around baker, baker moved with him and kemp slipped on the grass.

Calls for more stringent hair-based drug testing were backed up by several former NCAA hoops stars, chief among them Charlie Villanueva.

Potter’s family is really regretting the decision not to stage an intervention before he hit rock bottom.

Yeah, right up there with Keith Olbermann, I’m sure he’d be a peach...