I buy it wholesale. Seriously, I love it so much.

Who cares? Diet Dr. Pepper is light years ahead in diet soda taste anyways. Diet Pepsi tastes like sweetened toilet water.

Friday my bf and I went to Chipotle. He always asks for extra cheese, and is similarly disappointed. Well this time the girl behind the counter took both hands, grabbed massive amounts of cheese and dumped it on the burrito. Twice. I guess I looked surprised when she did it because she said "The man asked for extra…

I love this quote:

And yet no one could make her see that she deserved better than Pete Doherty...

I am a pedant.

I agree, but like, whoa

I greatly dislike Madonna. And it’s not because of her age, and it’s not because of her personal appearance, and it’s not because of her sexuality. I have no interest in age-shaming or skinny-shaming or slut-shaming her.

and can crack rocks against their chests or something if this one friend I had who was really into otters was right

Worst place I ever got sick was camping in the Sierra Mountains with my family. After a week of camping, on our last night, I was struck with a really nasty stomach bug. We had spent the afternoon drinking margaritas, so when the first wave of nausea hit, I thought it was the tequila. But no. How I wish it had been…

WHATEVER ZAYN! TAKE YOUR LAME GRAFFITI AND DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE ASS!

i need to find some black clothes to wear to the gym bc i am in mourning

I was gonna take it there, but I chickened out. That's what I really meant.

I would punch it with my mouth.

Very true. I mean, this season I've started to give her a tad more sympathy after the way Kim treats her - I don't really blame her for the way she deals with Kim now, as it must be exhausting to go down the same road over and over again with an addict family member. But even so, she's self-centered as fuck and does…

I'll add him, I AM NOT TAKING B. COOPS OFF

OMG Mark Ruffalo reading poetry (to me! He was reading it to me! Shut up, yes he was!) is the most beautiful thing I've ever experienced and now I will be useless for at least the rest of the day. (Thanks a lot, Madeleine)

"And you must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil."

I wonder how often Uncle Joey gets asked during intercourse to "cut it out"...

Jonathan Lipnicki obviously had a run in with another celebrity that did not turn out as he expected. I imagine it went like this: