I love-hate my republican relatives on facebook. I'll be bitching about their posts and people will be like, "Unfollow them." NOOOOOOOOOO. I have to see what horrible things they believe.

Nooooo!!! Not my Jordan Catalano!!!!! He needs to be kept precious and pure and come live with me and do yoga every day and we will ride unicorns and do crazy sex stuff.

Riiiight? The month the hubs worked dermatology was MY JAM.

How the fuck is free porn beating zit popping videos who are you people

Shailene Woodley can fuck right off with her whole "I just don't want to be labeled!" schtick. Everyone is labeled with lots of terms on a regular basis. Does she not want to be labeled as an actress? An American? A woman? I'm going to guess those are just fine. She doesn't have a problem with labels; she has a…

WHY DIDN'T STEVE INTERVENE????

I can handle the sister, but the 3 dead dogs are unconscionable.

I think the blond hair could look amazing on Jared Leto, but please honey, get yourself some fucking toner for the love of god!!!! He needs to go for a cool platinum, not the botched home brewed job with boxed bleached from Sally's look, applied whilst stoned (I've been there).

It says something about my general misanthropy that I'm most upset about the 3 dogs.

Especially reading all the effort she went through specifically to keep it under wraps. Her dad set it all up. She had a BURNER PHONE. She legit knew the only way out was to ghost like motherf'ing Casper.

I only just placed it.

Kris, never stop.

Me too, but still younger than Dre! (you forgot about Dre)

God, she's so brave.

Incredibly close to the common women, who all have Steven Spielberg as their godfather.

I get why people might think this is body shaming. But to be honest, my opinion is shaped from experience. I suffered from anorexia in my teens. At one point I weighed 58 pounds, and I probably would have been dead within a week if I hadn't been sectioned.

You'll never be able to stop unhealthy habits in the modeling industry, but stopping agencies from hiring dangerously underweight women is a fantastic start. Hopefully this is a trend that will be the beginning of hiring more diverse body shapes. Although I can't understand why companies were hiring Caro to begin…