Diet Dr. Pepper is the elixir of the gods.

No worries! I’m in SoCal, and I was talking about a woman from my area.

My ex is a quacktastic chiropractor, and as a part of his practice, he regularly held “health workshops” featuring this woman who claimed that veganism and “clean eating” cured her ovarian cancer. She would speak at these workshops, schilling her recipe books, do a cooking demo, and gather up donations. Patients just…

PREACH

That comment reminds me of the “Jerk Store” episode of Seinfeld.

My friend owns a bar and happens to be friends with Andy Dick. After Dick got out of rehab for the zillionth time, he went to live with my friend for about a month, until he could get back on his feet. Welp, Andy ended up spending that month in the bar, getting shitfaced every night, and doing lines of coke in the bar…

My hero.

I am the same, but with pickles. Not the same as Pickle Lady in the story, but i always ask for a large fistful of pickles.

Oh mercy o_O

And abalone!!

You win. That is awful and scary.

I think I have a lady-boner for you after reading this comment. Agree wholeheartedly.

Madge, sit down. Take a breather. For a long time.

STOP IT.

I just died inside.

As soon as I saw this article, I started hyperventilating, wondering, "HOW IS ADULTOSAUR COPING?? IS SHE OK? IS SHE GOING TO SURVIVE???"

Lol, I clearly have no shame.

I would punch it with my crotch.

Whyyyy is he just soo dreamy??

I FULLY SUPPORT YOUR LOVE FOR COOPER.