I 100% understand and its sad and unfunny how slow these cars are. 

Can I trade my wife’s Crosstrek with your friends? Her’s couldn’t get out of its own way if I pushed it off a cliff. 

Ten years in the automotive realm is kind of a long time but also not — that covers what, two product cycles max?

Ja.

Latin for sun is Solis too. So “technically” inspired by if that’s the word they were using.

Sure...Tesla Model S Plaid for $39,999 with $100,000 delivery fee.

Dukes has a similar color if a few shades lighter. 

$800 to own a German Mad Max mobile for the upcoming climate apocalypse? That’s couch change if you can get the computer gremlins sorted.

I already have an MT sub for OG Top Gear so may as well as give this version a try. I enjoy Dax and he’s a big gearhead. Why not at this point?

I’m all for it if this enables Stellantis to continue to offer ridiculously powered V8 anachronisms.

A more infamous domestic one from the likes of Ford...Edsel.

Any of a dozen or so supercar startups. any tom, dick and harry with some fiberglass and a shed tried to be the next Ferrari. Vector, Ascari, Devon, Qvale etc.

This him?

The departure on that thing is atrocious. Its flatter than Kansas. You aren’t getting very far off the trail without bashing the bumper every other minute

Having attended high school in the late 80's/early 90's can confirm nickname. 

I’ll take their word for it that it tastes terrible. No need to spend good money on beer that’s only fit for the drain. I’ll spend it on Voodoo Ranger instead.

Good christ....cut them off at the Florida-Georgia Line.

it’s not even worth the gas savings you used to get. NJ is are almost as expensive as PA and DE.

I want to punch my screen. 

I already pay the highest gas tax in the US (thanks to am (R) governor) @ 0.77/gal. I’d be nuts to want to pay more.