We liked Aladdin, but Lion King just seemed sad. There was none of the sing-songy fun that made the original so good.

And then there is Newfoundland in Canada with Dildo, which around the corner from Come By Chance.

I miss ploughman’s lunches. I did study abroad in England in college and got them every chance I get. Yes you can buy the components in America, but it’s not quite the same!

Yeah for real. Even at restaurants, you can get a good charcuterie platter for like $15, which is pretty reasonable. I mean, it’s more expensive than fast food, but I’d hate to think that that’s all that’s considered affordable now.

That is the sound one makes after consuming eggs and beer, yes.

Usually the olives and nuts are a little pricey but still affordable. Marcoa (if you buy them in the jar) are a huge ripoff. 

I thought there was already a website full of relentlessly depressing gloom-and-doom headlines. It’s called Earther.

His Lordship David, of the House of Davis, with his fancy ass eggs and beer. Pft.

I thought the Endless Doomscroller was Gizmodo's fucking stupid autoloading of another article when you get to the bottom of the current one. TIL

first thing i thought of. fuck off haters. give me a good ploughman’s lunch any day. Read more

Good choice of lunch beer.

I live in a place where fresh bread, cured meats and cheese are considered staples, and therefore relatively cheap. I assume pickles, olives and nuts are affordable everywhere. Read more

My liege! Read more

I disagree with the entire premise.

Seems legit.

In all seriousness, there really is no excuse for this and there’s about a billion better ways the situation would’ve been handled by someone who wasn’t a dirt-bag. As some others have pointed out: any and all settlements should be paid out of the police department’s budget, followed by the police union’s…

Those mini tacos look like something you can get from 7-11 under the heat lamps, or from the freezer case. They’re pretty terrible. I would expect them to make a decent baked enchilada-esque casserole thing, though — just give up and acknowledge you’ll need utensils.

Fix the headline. It wasn’t even a car they were looking for, it was a MOTORCYCLE. This is absolutely inexcusable.

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While McClay believes the family’s story, no charges will be filed against the man. He said that while officers have had to respond to several complaints regarding the man, they never have risen to the level of a crime. Read more

I’ll just say, I completely agree. Read more