“Our target audience, is, to be honest, older people,” he said,

It has a pr problem due to fear mongering spreading misinformation. 

I live within two hours of 3 nuclear power plants. Not glowing yet. We’ll be ok of we have more nuclear. 

In case you were wondering the difference between catsup and ketchup

No, but I will look for it. I haven’t had a good blue of any type lately.

Look at moneybags over here with his “memory seats”. you think you’re fancy Kristen or something?

he pretty much always ordered the same thing: shrimp cocktail, fries, and well-done steak.

gorgonzola dressing for me.

E39 BMWs are peak BMW to me. M5's even more so. I’d ask the owner to take off the price of inspection/repair of the ABS and overall inspection and then pay this person man his money if all is well.

She parked in front and left the engine running with her son inside as she went inside to pick up milk and some meat.

AD&D Monster Manual

Rice and beans with or without an animal protein is one of my favorite go to easy meals.

I can’t find a decently priced wagon anymore unless the name rhymes with Overdue Doubtcrack. And that’s basically an SUV too. So I got the Forester XT when my WRX wagon went tits up. I can live with the so so milage for the cavernous space and decent power.

That would have made for an interesting addition to a certain pokey motoring show’s mobility scooter challenge. 

I’m not inclined to make my kid watch my wife and I eat while his cools. Our way works fine thanks.

“Guns should absolutely be taken away from everyone.”

Good for her. I hope she takes it to the range to be comfortable and learn good firearm use. 

Some country boys just want to be left alone.