Taking more than my fair share of holiday snacks from customers/suppliers.

It’s fucking disingenuous. however you get to $2000 is still $2000 in the end.

But in the end you’ll still have the $2000 you wanted. Now you’re asking for $2600 total? Yoda would say: disingenuous that is.

I’d rather up my fruit/vegetable intake. we haven’t been impressed enough with the choices we’ve tried to make the switch.

What I am trying to understand is why the man ran the pizza directly under the water. I mean, there are plenty of alternative methods, like, you know, waiting?

username distaste for gif subject checks out.

Today in “ah, cripes” news: having one small alcoholic drink a day apparently raises your risk of developing an irregular heartbeat, which can lead to dizziness, palpitations, and maybe even stroke. Yes, wine-with-dinner squad, that means you.

It probably started as one too.

Is tomato pie a pizza or focaccia with sauce on top?

it’s eveidently spelled right out in the Constitution:

I know you are but what am I?

We all know golf is a good walk spoiled. i do have fun at the driving range though. Not the worst way to spend a couple of hours. 

If we’re lucky he’ll gaetz his.

Capital Police should be showing them the door until they consent to the searches and metal detectors.

Then you have a brand new member of Congress tweeting about the location of the Speaker Pelosi.

I’m a grilled cheese-soup dipper so I’m skeptical but i’m willing to forgo that to give that a try.

On some dark, dreary winter days, only one thing will do: a giant bowl of macaroni and cheese.

I’m 2.5 hours away from DC and even that’s not far enough from the asshattery that will occur.

protests being planned from Saturday through Jan. 20, when President-elect Joe Biden will be inaugurated.

It really puts me off when restaurants do this. The food should be the star, not the vessel it arrives in. It makes me think they are trying to distract me from mediocre food. I don’t need my mind blown by the sodding tableware to borrow a line from “Put it on a plate”.