I believe in whole hog. From snout to tail.

Evergreen gif...some asshat has to ruin it for everyone.

Looks like I’ll be buying more of the other white meat...

Open several cans of tuna and send them parcel post.

Who knew Seymour Skinner worked at White castle when he was younger.

banana peppers are disappointing second choice for me. not as hot but they are good if that’s all the pizza place has. 

Hot cherry peppers!

I know it makes a magical vinegary BBQ sauce.

Break Out Another Thousand, Bankruptcy On A Trailer.

Sorry people...Coca-Cola has been canceled...

That’s the thing about guidelines Pence...you can choose to ignore them and eat a 16oz Ribeye for every meal if your wallet allows it. They aren’t law or rules. I eat meat at several times a week, sometimes 2-3 times a day if I’m snacking on some landjaeger or homemade jerky. I choose my diet Pence, not the federal…

I’ll say this much. I’m not taking an autonomous car as long as I have the choice to drive. 

This is becoming as useful as Bug’s Florida gif.

We’ve been staying home for the most part since March. The only driving I’ve been doing is going food shopping, dropping my kid at daycare and visiting my favorite brewery near work. The main reason I go into the office is to pick up beer at the brewery afterwards. I have to legitimize the 15 mile beer run somehow.

That’s a site that’s barely a shadow of its glory days. The snark for sake of clicks is atrocious.

Oh Jesus Christ... They’d be subtlety pulling for the Green Party and droning on and on about Biden’s "bare minimum” plans to maintain the status quo. 

Carl buys an Oldsmobile Achieva sedan, and tries—fruitlessly—to keep it from being collateral damage in one of Steve’s mishaps.

I believe I would try moose on a pizza. Ground bison and venison have been pretty good.

That’s the Canuck translation of If you give a mouse a cookie.

Sooo. you’re saying Fucker IRL experience is a myth?