That and Marianne Williamson 

The VP decision is in: It’s Kamala Harris.

The Maori have Hell’s Basement by the short and curlies.

Have you tried any IPL’s? Found a good local one called Huell Bent.

the TRS-80 that serves our web pages via 28.8 bps modem

Oregon’s New Belgium Brewery

Similarly, Vermont brewery The Alchemist notes on its own site, “PLEASE NOTE: We do NOT ship beer.”

I’ve been on this family of sites for 10 years. Your description is very accurate. Unfortunately the click bait has increased with that time.

“Ban everything that isn’t a bolt action”

So now TSA cares about security?

I willingly pay my taxes but take every credit/deduction I have coming.

TIL

Piss off tankie. Don't you have some Hungarians to kill? 

And you seem awfully dedicated to defend this same theoretical person with multiple responses. But whatever fills your day.

I bought my car specifically for the extra large sunroof and use it at every opportunity. Frequently with the windows down. Gotta die sometime from something.

OK, random vegan person was correct. She can enjoy a nice FBLT with some home grown tomatoes and lettuce to celebrate.

I remember a very similar hand pie featured on Triple D called a Lauer-Kraut Burger featuring both cabbage and sauerkraut.

Skeletor is going to have a heart attack if he doesn’t take a minute to put his feet up and relax.

What do you call Cap’n Crunch’s murderer?

Some of those jokes are cerealously bad.