I usually stick to brand flakes.

two examples of government overreach that I cannot agree with and would readily ignore at least as far as growing veggies in my backyard. I smoke extract so that part is moot. 

As long as the bacon has the same texture and flavor coming from a pig, why not? If it didn’t, I’m not interested.

Sounds like tomato pie.

That person is unsurprisingly an idiot.

They did but we decided to our own demise that two more olde guys deserved the nomination.

Sometimes I think Gizmedia is secretly working for the Trump campaign.

A wipeout that turned into a massacre that ended in annihilation.

My rich people’s food (assorted cured meats and cheese) reside in the basement beer fridge. Our 5 year old isn’t allowed down the rickety stairs and my SO hates our unfinished basement so my vittles are usually safe.

You’ll have to get over my wall to put me against it peasant. 

It’s the height of performative wokeness to call cheese and crackers “fancy” and “what rich people eat”.

I wouldn’t know, I had him put in the dungeon when he raised a fuss.

That’s better. you may arise. 

Twitter has no value except for pissy little shit like this.

You may attend to them. His lordship will be napping after supping. 

I love all of them. I had a cheese and pickle sandwich with some bologna. I ran out of ham.

That’s Lord David to you commoner. If I’m feeling extra fancy, I’ll get out the Piccalilli pickle too.

Yeah meat and cheese with some pickles on a hunk of wood makes one look so very fucking wealthy. I guess my ploughman’s lunch makes me an English Lord. The Branston Pickle has a gold banner on the jar.

I can get behind tiny foods...I’ve been eating cocktail rye mini reubens for years.

Just make more tiny food!