Jordan would have let it slide to make sure the team covered.

Only if the aluminum bats turn blue when they reach the right temperature.

At least he didn’t get up to 37 (in a row)

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

Wait, so when Jordan dunked from half court in Space Jam, did he get 3 points for that?? I don’t remember but I wanna say he got 2. PLOT HOLE.

And now for a ridiculously dumb story that you shouldn’t bother reading:

More of Jim Tomsula as Rodney Dangerfield:

See? Out West, anything after Nevada IS East coast.

Never forget Ray Chapman! The baseballs may have started this war, but us humans are gonna win!

Kerr also added: Except for the ‘96 Bulls. Those guys, especially the guys coming off the bench, would have crushed this team.

The Kevin Everett news blooper...was right here (taps your chest)... the entire time

I’d love to know the circumstances (prior to last night’s Scootergasm) that led you to research outfield wall configurations from 1894. I’m almost certain that everyone who made it this far into the comments section on this particular story would find the details endearing.

Whoa, 5 lbs of whey protein exploded? Crews will be cleaning that up for months, and 10 years from now they’ll find it in people’s lungs and they’ll sue for Meswolethelomia and stuff like that. Don’t spill the whey. Also, don’t store it in your car.

This took me entirely too long to make.

If there was just one game* and I had to select a starting pitcher to give me the best chance to win, it’d be Kershaw.

This is fucking stupid.

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When I go to a buffet, I humiliate myself over multiple plates. Where’s my article?

* insert TOP GUN gif here *