That’s Johnny Utah you’re thinking of and..... he’s F.B.I. (Gotta say it in Neos voice or no one will adhere to your commands )

I don’t think Carl ever played the Rays man

Have you never heard of players being cut? That’s the biggest stiffing of players under contract they can do. You know the contract you signed well we don’t want you anymore so we are going to let you go the day after the super bowl so we save a dollar next year

Levi’s 501s , button fly gets tricky when alcohol or sex are involved though

Levi’s 501s , button fly gets tricky when alcohol or sex are involved though

I was always on the other end of this . I would pitch and my dad would always be the batter so I could work on elbow damaging sliders and the gyroball I had just read in Wikipedia with most of the edits coming from me (ITS WORKS ) . One day my dad had the nerve to smoke my hanging curve into the gap and ruin my madeup…

Don’t take any shortcuts through aquariums please

Luckily it’s fine , life with the cap has given me enough scar tissue and the berries get the endorphins going    

Captain crunch now has my spit in it

Look !! Look !!! Look!!! *adjusts foil hat while pointing at 32 seconds into Gatorade comemercial when he was given the X Y X back breaker*

Is there any way to get the bama fan call into the radio station as an answer tone? Asking for a friend

So it’s easier to say don’t go to off campus parties than don’t rape ?

Just don't call them sea chickens that's all I asked , damn it , triggered myself ..... I'll go now