I haven’t been this pissed since they pulled off the Black Scorpion’s mask and it was Ric Flair.

There’s a little context to be explained here. Not many people are aware, but in the Cuban culture, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

The Tampa Bay player also said, “My phone was ringing off the hook from locals calling in death threats. Thankfully it died down a bit around 7-7:30pm. Didn’t get one after 8pm at all.”

I remember coaching 10 and under in soccer when I was 16 myself. It was not at all a competitive league. I was only coaching because no one else wanted to.

And yet they don’t have the resources to pay the players. GTFOH MOFOs!

Look, I work hard 6 days a week. Can’t I have a Sunday free of prayer?

It was never about the anthem.

I’m an Army veteran and I would have kneeled. Fuck the Army, as us grunts used to say.

I now expect some dirt on Green from @DevinKurant on twitter, and I will not be satisfied until it happens.

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

You speak of the two as if they are different things. Johnny Walker is evil in a bottle; it’s like a really bad genie.

I feel this kid’s pain. My parents divorced when I was three years old. We lived in Alabama and- after the divorce- my mom took me and moved back to Texas where she was from. Growing up, it always sucked flying back and forth summers and Christmases. At 12, I moved back to Alabama to live with my dad. Lived there a…

I mean, if I assumed I was about to get thrown at again and Aroldis Chapman was on the mound, I’d start a fight to get myself ejected too.

“I swear: I have no idea how those steroids got into my cocaine!” -Jon Jones

I want a statue of Marshawn Lynch in Oakland and Seattle. Tomorrow.

Daniel Stumpf can only be happy, that 98 years ago when his great great grandparents emigrated to the US, the impatient clerk at Ellis Island couldn’t be bothered to fill out the last 5 letters of their surname. They were upset at the time, but it was probably for the best for future generations.

Wait... huh? Wha?

I thought the new stadium was supposed to price out people with souls.

Every fucking time (well at least for the last seven years and counting) I read about the abyss that is third base for the Red Sox I think about this good baseball man and slowly shake my damn head. What a good, nay great, baseball man.