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Yeah I gotta agree here, I love some of Farley’s movies (Tommy Boy being my favorite). Generally Farley’s characters relied on himself being fat, socially awkward but overall very confident in who he is. The Chippendales sketch and the salesman are evidence of this - honestly I think that raw enthusiasm is what sold

Rob is, allegedly, 8'3".

College sports. I literally do not understand the mindset of someone who passionately roots for a college team unless they are an enrolled student at that school.

That’s true. All you have to do is look at the Chippendale’s sketch from SNL to see that.

It was a response to people claiming that he was running an openly sexist campaign, not an unbidden brag. Nobody’s looking for cookies.

Someone needs to sit me down and explain it to me, too. I don’t get it. I don’t think Killer Mike said anything wrong. I don’t think Bernie said anything wrong. And like, yeah he’s an old white man, and we’ve had a lot of old white men. Hillary would be different, because she’s an old white woman. Technically Bernie

Ain't that the sobering truth

You are so right-it took the (unexpected, relatively brief but horrible) death of my mother, (brief but unexpectedly sudden) death of my brother, and (long & horrible) death of my father all within the space to realize how fucked up the whole process is whether it’s through illness or accident. I’m trying to spread

Great comment! I love President Obama, but nobody gave one crap if he had any experience. That said, he’s been great. HE TRUSTED Hillary enough appoint her to one of his most important posts! Also, Hillary is more qualified when it comes to working for women’s rights forever. Being Secretary of State is also huge.

Barry Petchesky: “The writer driven idea that length is tantamount to quality”

I think we need to be as frank as possible when it comes to suicide. Get it out there, instead of couching it in terminology. How many suicides are described as having “died unexpectedly,” or are mentioned in almost pleasant terms such as “took their own life,” “ended their own life.” Maybe a few more stories about

My nail clippers have a cover thing that goes over them and catches the nails as they are clipped off in order to prevent them from flying all over the place. Instead of emptying it out after each use like a normal person, I collect my clippings for months at a time and then inspect them when it finally fills up and

Don’t feel bad! This might not be a common thing, but people collect all sorts of weird body bits... At the Museum of Ephemerata in Austin they have a jar of sleep collected from people’s eyes. And that show about the weird/oddity shop in NY that I can’t think of the name of (they had someone bring in belly button

It could be worse.

I’m so happy it’s a slow day at work.

If the 72-win Bulls were Deadspin commentators, who would they be?

reduces women to our reproductive organs in a way that never happens to men