The treadmill was actually a big part of their training regimens.

Wow! Just when I thought MMA couldn’t get any more exciting!

“This is, admittedly, much more difficult logistically for females.”

Dammit. I think I’m going to need a bigger shoebox.

I’ve always thought that Le Batard suffered because he looked a little too much like Jay Mariotti. Classic case of “douche by association.”

What are the heights of Deadspin staffers? I need to know for the diorama I’m building.

I guess you never know, but for all of Farley’s demons, he had a big heart and always made himself the butt of the joke. It’s hard to imagine him becoming as cynical and mean as Sandler.

Jimmy Fallon is not funny. But, he’s basically playing the same character that Amy Poehler portrayed much better on SNL.

Do you even lift, bro?

It’s good to recognize your own power to walk, but it sounds like your boots have a real hair trigger.

Ok, typo. But now, instead of being confusing, it’s simply untrue. A sample size of two is NOT statistically significant.

“On a third, nonexistent hand, this controversy remains drainingly stupid.”

Depends how you define “realistic.” I’d give the Spurs a less than 5% of catching the Warriors.

Pop may value home court, but he also knows that his team doesn’t have a realistic shot at catching the Warriors.

Sorry. Definitely didn’t mean to misrepresent your comment. Obviously, I didn’t cut and paste, and I think I made a transcription error in the process. I actually didn’t think the meaning changed, but if you’re saying SI is getting the big bucks and not the models, I apologize. Honest mistake.

Be careful with the slippery slope argument.

If you go out in a silk shirt, you can’t be surprised when you go home alone.

I doubt he believes he’s a doctor, I think he believes it doesn’t matter because he believes he’s smarter than doctors. I think he’s angry that he’s being questioned in the first place, because people like him are constantly baffled that the world can’t simply recognize their specialness.

Show the perp walk. He’s a criminal.

He’s just a dumb con artist, with a sense of grandiosity thrown in to boot. Malignant narcissism.