So, you made it all up.

This title encapsulates just about everything I hate about gawker media.

I don’t think I said I’m not from this country. Do you have a quote?

What was the question again?

Would you prefer Pincushion?

Predicting renewals on CW is like predicting the winner of the Lingerie Bowl.

This article is like Deja vu all over again. The difference is that one was on gawker and the guy got pilloried for being a thief.

And if, God forbid, trump becomes prez, I will bathe in yours, cumbucket.

There was a question?

I bet you can’t get through a day without four or five juicy profilings.

Shocking, more AA women standing behind the female politician who called their menfolk “super predators” and voted for legislation making it easier to put them in prison permanently (3 strikes).

The only time I’ve ever been on reddit was to visit sports forums.

Agreed. Better you go back to /r/creepshot, whatever that is.

Why, do you need one?

She didn’t report what she heard to police, she filed a criminal complaint against a specific individual.

On the contrary, I'm an unfrozen caveman lawyer.

Are you kidding me? Most of the articles here are careful about how they word titles and the first paragraph or two, then the stupid fucking idiot “bloggers” start running their mouths like diarrhea.

It can be used to prove a pattern of malicious intent.

I don't think you understand lawyers.

I'm not talking about this story.