Well, that’s one way to cut down on recidivism. It’s a shame society failed these kids enough that they were in this position in the first place.

Was that Vince McMahon? “WHATAMANEUVER!!”

That’s like a $115m putt.

Boston TE Party

This lawsuit was tantamount to suing a car manufacturer for negligence because they didn’t install a breathalyzer kill switch in their ignition system before a drunk driver killed someone.

“I would say Chloë Grace Moretz’s Korean is pretty decent, but I do not speak Korean, so I do not know.”