He’ll fit in Minnesota perfectly

How do you knowww when you’ve been ungreyed? I see all my posts in black now but I feel like that’s just Kinja playing mind games with me.

I’m pretty sure this is the same way that Train composes lyrics, except with people who suffer from Tourette's.

PRAXTYN

I think that basic STEM literacy is a very good idea for anyone making policies in the 21st century; someone who thinks it’s a good idea to build more buildings along the coastline is not someone who should be making policies.

See, America, we Canadians also have people who rush past the point of an article just so they can sling partisanship at a person involved in it!

Imagine the answer W would have made? Trump? Palin?

“He is human after all. Our prince Prince has been fighting the flu and had to cancel two shows on April 7. ”

Nothing Compares 2 Flu.

This seems like an appropriate opportunity to brag that one of my high school friends is cowriting prince’s memoir with him. So, long story short, I invited Prince to my graduation party next month. Fingers crossed.

It’s still the place to go. They’re doing a lot of web sales and stuff now, plus the vinyl boom, so I fully expect them to survive into the digital age.

Haven’t been to The Electric Fetus in nearly twenty years. Minnesota represent! They don’t make them like that anymore.

John Taylor - still so fine...

This is a weird way to say “you need to see a doctor for your clinical depression”

Just sayin.

WHY IS THIS SHIT FUNNY LITERALLY EVERY TIME?!

Maybe he’s dressing like Spicoli to troll his mom?

I shared that Nic & Vince story with a friend and she asked if it was a Mad Lib.

My first though as well. Depp dropped her mother for a woman more than 20 years his junior, but obviously this is all Vanessa’s fault for being “permissive.”

He should get a drink with Amber Heard’s dad.

If Annie had bothered to ask me, I would have encouraged her to just give the wee lad the middle name Banks like his dad and to save Roseline for future girls (or boys, my great-great grandfather was named Rosario and I have always liked that name). Rosebanks reads a little “Renesmee” to me.