Agreed. Usually all the poop happens at the end of the article, whereas this one refers to it only at beginning. Do you know how many comments I have read through to find one that does not mention poop? Actually, it’s a lot like Drew’s.

My husband used to work at a home improvement center. One day an elderly gentleman asked to see a toilet. Pensively staring at his options, the old man asked if they had any deeper bowl options. So my smart ass husband asked, “Are you bragging or complaining?”

Now this is an idea I can get behind. Long time reader (Jezebel and Deadspin) who posted only once years ago under a name my disordered brain cannot recall.