Sure, they dump a bunch of extra fries in your bag, but they aren’t Arby’s curly fries. Pork belly plus curly fries trumps Five Guys any day.

Please eat the Brisket, turkey and pork belly sandwich. It’s for science.

Sounds more appealing than “Lettuce Leaves”

You know that bacon is cut from fatty parts of a pig’s belly right?

Chris Matthews: I bet you can’t name one foreign leader you admire.

This guy was never going to go anywhere. Americans really aren’t libertarian anyway.

Dino-sore

Yes. This is a picture of two tyrannosaurs banging. Here’s another.

My friend drank a bunch of 4loco once and said it made him feel like fucking a dinosaur. maybe this lady just had a lot of energy drinks?

Yeah but this was a sweet little innocent BABY dinosaur... I think she should get charged as a sex offender and get put on a tyrannosaurus sex registry.

She would have done this sooner, but she was on her Cretaceous Period.

lol at the baby dino’s face being pixelated.

Since men are well known for sticking their penis in any available inanimate object, I’m proud to see this important step toward gender equality.

I’m friends with a couple who are both doctors, and they often bemoan the horror of Obamacare and how you can’t make any money anymore. This is after they paid cash for their BMW and their luxury SUV, and constantly go on vacations. Ugh. Luckily, I’m happily married to a doctor who would rather gnaw his own arm off…

Trump does realize that a majority of Americans (myself included) are fat right? Furthermore he does realize that women make up half of the electorate, and more of the voting electorate, and a majority of them are fat as well? Besides being cruel, nasty, and mean. Him fatshaming a women for her weight is a losing…

At the next debate Clinton should make it a point to say Rosie’s name as much as possible:

Ugh. I don’t like Rosie - it stems from her TV talk show that she’d had, and the episode with Tom Selleck. Her constant attacks on him for being a member of the NRA and supporting guns? Yes. The man owns guns. He likes shooting them. But it was pretty clear he didn’t want to go down that road, and he didn’t want to…

As a non-American, this whole business could be an amusing side-show sort of shitshow, if it weren’t for the fact that the whole world is collateral damage.

Trump doesn’t even try to hide the fact that the primary and overwhelming criteria he uses for judging women is their appearance. It’s retrograde, offensive and another decisive factor of the poverty of his character.

The depth and commitment to his pettiness would be almost inspiring if it weren’t so awful. What a fragile man-child!