All I want is the ability to play Skyrim at decent quality on a 16-hour transpacific flight.

Here’s what I don’t get — if she’s such an evil mastermind that she’s so thoroughly outmaneuvered him and set him up for a humiliating defeat — isn’t that an argument in her favor?

I tried to watch part of that rally but gave up after five minutes. He proceeded from conspiracy theory to conspiracy theory with no natural segues - just a bulletpoint list of freeform rambling about different topics.

“I’ve got the best victims. Tremendous victims.”

Sexual harassment is not about how attractive the victim is or isn’t. If it was, only gorgeous women would have to deal with this shit, and let me assure you that’s not the case.

It’s even harder to believe that people still want to vote for him (cough cough dad cough cough).

It’s hard to believe one person can contain this amount of stupid.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Now, before we all get emotional and jump to conclusions we don’t know, can’t we all just take a breath, center ourselves, and just blame Tom Brady for it?

On the contrary it wouldn’t surprise me if he spent extra to demand they make it look that way because it’s how he thinks it looks the best. Because he’s a fucking moron who loves bossing people around.

The problem with doing this is that you have to own what you got. This is a man who knows what he weighs, knows his shape, and because of that is able to find something that is perfect for him.

He really is oblivious to how trashy and tacky his tastes are.

“After all, we all have to look at him.” Classiest shade ever.

Even when you buy ready to wear you can get the clothes tailored for a better fit. Sure, a bespoke tailor is going to be biased in favour of the custom made, but Trump does style himself as being an ultra billionaire. That is his position about who he is. Why wouldn’t we question his clothing attire?

And don’t forget that he’s gotten his mouthbreathers so fired up that journalists are in actual physical danger. I’m surprised that a reporter hasn’t been jumped at one of his cross burni—I mean, ‘campaign events’.

How has this not happened already?!?

Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?

I have a horrible memory, but I’m pretty confident this Al Roker video will be forever one of my top five internet videos of all time. I will remember it forever. Fucking gold.

I have never seen this thank you so much for sharing. Bush is despicable. After that conversation guilting the lady into giving Trump a hug. Fucking disgusting, and I hope he is off TV going forward.

Right now, millions of women are saying to the men in their lives: “See? This is what we have to go through. You believe us now???”