Yes, every defensive back in the league.

I’ll take Brady Quinn for $200

Tim Tebow’s agent: “Football, Baseball, Hockey...He’s a Triple Threat!”

I’m willing to bet Bill Belichick’s secretary is getting sick and tired of Tim Tebow’s agent calling every ten fucking minutes. “No sorry, Bill is still at lunch.”

There’s no doubt in my mind: Bill Belichick intentionally sabotaged/injured his quarterbacks because he has grown bored with regular football.

Julian Edelman’s Tinder account is going to be blowing up this week and he’s going to be too busy learning the playbook. smdh

A very small part of me wants to see what happens if Brady decides he wants a yuuge contract, the Pats say no, and he walks. Does he lead the Jets/Dolphins/Rams/Vikings deep into the playoffs? If not, what’s the breakdown of hot takes between “Aw, he’s just washed up, like Favre with the Jets” versus “He’s just…

I got home right around the start of the fourth quarter when it was still 20-0. When I saw the score I just laughed and laughed and laughed.. People thought the Texans D was scary and they were going to be in Brissett’s face all night. Mmm, nnnnoooooooope. The Pats made them look like chumps. Seriously guys, even…

Agreed. The Texans were out coached. The plays were simple & predictable. O’Brien looked dumbfounded every time CBS showed him. 

I knew he had something up his sleeve the moment I saw that shit eating grin.

I agree with everything you said except the part about it being too early to tell if Brock is worth all that money. The only good thing anyone has said about him is that he’s tall. Even in the clip of him playing t-ball (where he hit the ball and ran to THIRD base), Phil kept gushing about how much bigger he was than…

BILL BELICHICK SMILED!!!1!1!!

Highly doubt it. Playing against Pittsburgh’s elite offense or Denver’s elite defense will be an actual challenge. I would not be shocked to see Pats in Super Bowl but slim to none chance of running table.

I swear they need to institute a rule that if a coach elects to punt from anywhere inside the opponents 50 the fans get to vote if he should be fed to a pit full of tiger sharks.

Sorry friend. I hate to be that guy, but its more proper to say, Beds were shat. ;)

Even God shrugs helplessly when the Browns are brought up at divine meetings.

I like to imagine that Roger Goodell is flipping tables at the NFL HQ in New York right about now.

The fact that they have started 3-0, beat two playoff teams from last year with the backup QBs AND haven’t been playing with a lot of key players makes this Pats team very scary.

“Trip over their dicks....”

I’d play the hell out of an open world teen witch road trip game.