I can’t WAIT to read Katy Tur’s book about her year on the road with Trump. It is going to be epic.

If only it had been made of concrete and fallen far sooner.

That’s Fallon’s President for you. A fucking clown. Just like Fallon. Only funnier.

Those curtains are deplorable.

I swear, there are days when I don’t know whether to vote in this election or nominate it for an Emmy.

He’ll use it to buy another painting of himself.

David Fahrehthold is one of about 5 reporters in this entire country who didn’t fall asleep during "Intro to Journalism." The amount of effort he has put into investigating Trump's charity claims has been truly impressive.

I doubt if he could even manage to have his carpet match his curtains.

The Trump foundation will be delivering $5 million to the super PAC of whatever candidate he will be bribing next. Super PACs are charities right?

Well, obviously:

He’ll never honor his word. His words have zero meaning and he has no honor. No one is getting that 5 million.

If only he had $5 million to his name that wasn’t locked in indebted properties.

Cosigned. I will step inside a church for the first time in two decades if his hair turns into toads, which in turn devour him, or some biblical shit like that.

Can we please fire this motherfucker into the sun when this all over?

Actually, it is.

Best part is that Trump now owes $5 million to charity.

It’s a fucking ad for his shitty hotel.

The blue curtain at the back of the ballroom in the Trump hotel just collapsed, taking down some American flags with it.

Hillary invented curtains, it's all her fault.

Stage collapsed? Where was Chris Christie?