He’s a bad writer...poor prose and he didn’t promise what at least (at current count) 72 people anticipated.

...he said to “Patrick Sauer”....

Ummm...they wear pads, alright!

Yeah. He’ll see that they’re slow, dull and a pale imitation of real soccer.

especially when doing so would mean going against one of its bigger stars in Rapinoe

I know. The size of that grinder!

Bad, but I had to +1.

I thought I was listening to old time sports radio over a bowl of ice next to a fan. Good stuff.

Attention “akanefive”:

Agreed. I have an engineering degree (which maybe/might/ought to give me some parsing skills) but this article was written so poorly, I just didn’t have the “umph” to dissect it to understand. Which is really stupid, because I live for arcane, stupid cases like this.

I hope those four assholes get sewn into a human centipede.

Nah. Big fat, REALLY HUGE eye roll -and- a passive aggressive harrumph, though.

This is what happens when you give women drivers/pilots licenses, yaar!

I bet you get pissed if your kids don’t get a trophy for every sport they participate in, huh?

I absolutely knew what was coming and I still laugh my butt off. Great cinema.

Fuck those ungrateful assholes.

The cat has been fed. Anytime it’s appetite is open to anything larger than a bonbon, you’re asking for trouble by pissing it off.

She looked like Bernie’s wife there...

She looked like Bernie’s wife there...

Hillary for Hospice 2016!