This is good kinja.

Office work sounds so neato.

Sometimes I would consider selling my soul for a really good bagel,* too.

Have you tried the Canadian Journal of Health and Soul Food?

That’s very interesting because I make $1683 a day working from home.

It’s really 60s-70s, right? Janis Joplin comes to mind, and I was just listening to Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours and there is definitely some daddying going on there.

Counterpoint: that is a completely uncontroversial and true statement.

My exact thought.

1. I think that being able to build a fire is a pretty good skill, actually.

So good.

Sometimes there’s birthday cake, that’s true.

I feel like something Andy Kaufman is going on in this conversation, which is fine by me.

I* hear you, but that’s pretty low on my list of priorities when considering where to work.

Oh ho! I sometimes work in an office where there used to be occasional cake or cookies, and nowadays, there is no cake, no cookies.

Counterpoint: all signs point to working in a ‘real office’ as being more or less hell.

Could they also mind meld?

That’s freaking beautiful. Nice job!

That’s freaking beautiful. Nice job!

I’ve had my wooden cutting board for 15 years (wedding gift, one of the two that survived), and I love it. It’s as good as when it was new, but now has more character.

I’ve had my wooden cutting board for 15 years (wedding gift, one of the two that survived), and I love it. It’s as…

Or worse.

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