Will you be higher than Dennis had to be to write 8000 words about this?

I didn’t saw anyone is doing so, but now I want to point out that some people definitely pulled out the “You and this article are what is wrong with Western society,” which is different from “This is the end of the world” only in degree.

I live in an area with people from a lot of different religions, and also a good number of atheists and other flavors of irreligious heathens. Interestingly, not only do people know and respect the blessings of the others, they also adopt them, and this generally includes the non-religious. I’ve always thought this…

This reply made me laugh even harder. I guess I’m a cheap date.

‘Blessed fart box’ made my day. In fact, I started laughing and my in-laws wanted to know why. Nope, not telling.

Because we know that the comments will be hysterical.

I wouldn’t say bad-mouthing. I even felt kind of sorry for him. If you go back and watch his scenes, especially the one where he’s trying to rally his troops, he’s unable to properly yell (or emote, or anything else).

But why was he so lousy in LOTR? Was it because of his weird nose?

I feel like just responding “booo” to your comment, but I’ll be a little more mature.

Make America Yooge Again.

This is a bold hypothesis, which makes clear and testable predictions.

You are, but I still like you.

I bet there is more than one reason.

Ha, I think I once posted somewhere around here a photo of the Ba-Tampte mustard, which is my one true love.

“wicked charlie horse” might be the most 80s string of words uttered in a long long time.

Why wouldn’t you? At least where I live, people sometimes grab food from somewhere else and eat it on the bar, and it’s fine.

Whoa, this is one of the most volatile things a person can say on the internet. I remember a thread of like 500000 comments somewhere here on Kinja.

Cucumbers in America are bad, but they aren’t bad everywhere.

LIES!

That’s a lot of letters just in order to say “I’M WRONG.”