Counterpoint: that is a completely uncontroversial and true statement.

My exact thought.

1. I think that being able to build a fire is a pretty good skill, actually.

So good.

Sometimes there’s birthday cake, that’s true.

I feel like something Andy Kaufman is going on in this conversation, which is fine by me.

I* hear you, but that’s pretty low on my list of priorities when considering where to work.

Oh ho! I sometimes work in an office where there used to be occasional cake or cookies, and nowadays, there is no cake, no cookies.

Counterpoint: all signs point to working in a ‘real office’ as being more or less hell.

Could they also mind meld?

That’s freaking beautiful. Nice job!

That’s freaking beautiful. Nice job!

I’ve had my wooden cutting board for 15 years (wedding gift, one of the two that survived), and I love it. It’s as good as when it was new, but now has more character.

I’ve had my wooden cutting board for 15 years (wedding gift, one of the two that survived), and I love it. It’s as…

Or worse.

ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

Will you be higher than Dennis had to be to write 8000 words about this?

I didn’t saw anyone is doing so, but now I want to point out that some people definitely pulled out the “You and this article are what is wrong with Western society,” which is different from “This is the end of the world” only in degree.

I live in an area with people from a lot of different religions, and also a good number of atheists and other flavors of irreligious heathens. Interestingly, not only do people know and respect the blessings of the others, they also adopt them, and this generally includes the non-religious. I’ve always thought this…

This reply made me laugh even harder. I guess I’m a cheap date.

‘Blessed fart box’ made my day. In fact, I started laughing and my in-laws wanted to know why. Nope, not telling.

Because we know that the comments will be hysterical.