I wouldn’t say bad-mouthing. I even felt kind of sorry for him. If you go back and watch his scenes, especially the one where he’s trying to rally his troops, he’s unable to properly yell (or emote, or anything else).

But why was he so lousy in LOTR? Was it because of his weird nose?

I feel like just responding “booo” to your comment, but I’ll be a little more mature.

Make America Yooge Again.

This is a bold hypothesis, which makes clear and testable predictions.

You are, but I still like you.

I bet there is more than one reason.

Ha, I think I once posted somewhere around here a photo of the Ba-Tampte mustard, which is my one true love.

“wicked charlie horse” might be the most 80s string of words uttered in a long long time.

Why wouldn’t you? At least where I live, people sometimes grab food from somewhere else and eat it on the bar, and it’s fine.

Whoa, this is one of the most volatile things a person can say on the internet. I remember a thread of like 500000 comments somewhere here on Kinja.

Cucumbers in America are bad, but they aren’t bad everywhere.

LIES!

That’s a lot of letters just in order to say “I’M WRONG.”

I love your name, because I love Carson McCuller and I love crullers (not that I’ve had one in like 35 years).

Holy smoke, let it go.

objectively, of course.

whole lotta product in that hair.

I would please like to discuss it more, preferably IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

Also, given how played out/affected by diminishing returns/franchise fatigue the 80s-90s model of Trek was, why would you want to see a return to that when you can simply rewatch the better parts of that.