I know that no one listens to voicemail, but does anyone leave voicemail?

I may have taken mushrooms before, but I did not know about this Advanced Delivery System.

Darth Jenny.

Distaff Christopher Lee is the name of my next band.

I know that St Vincent is beloved here on Jezebel, but I don’t get her as a singer. As a visual artist, sure. Anyway, de gustibus shrug shrug.

The Mormons turned out to be right. It is known.

I like nose rings, and people can do whatever the hell they want, but I don’t get the hair color.

SO TRUE. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS FOR HOURS.

I love your nicknames, and there isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t miss the Toast.

Thanks for the explanation! I’m glad I don’t live in the USA.

I don’t see why people can’t have dayglow green houses or dollhead lawns.

While reading Beloved, I was on the fence, because on the one hand, it’s very impressive, and on the other, it’s sometimes Very Overwritten. But by the end of the book, I became convinced - it’s a great book.

Hands-down best salad dressing: juice of one lemon, a few glugs of good olive oil, and some coarse salt. Apply each in turn to salad, no need to mix or emulsify. Toss.

The answer is yes.

Shut up and take my money.

I feel like Kara would bust you for your use of ‘shadily,’ but on the other hand, maybe she wouldn’t.

SERIOUSLY

Pierrette Menard.

You don’t have to pretend the house is haunted, we already fixed up a room for you.