Back in the days when she was a teenager

I feel like “hehe” deserves a places at the table.

I finally read Toni Morrison’s Beloved, with this feeling of obligation+eternal belatedness.

Fake news predicated on bad taste, so maybe real news with a terrible esthetic basis?

It’s really good :)

I am outraged on the behalf of all future Jainist interviewers of Jim Carrey.

I couldn’t care less about Justin Bieber (or Marilyn Manson, for that matter), but it seems like JB came off like a pretty mature human being in this encounter.

And most unexpected use of enjambment in a Kinja comment.

That was one strange and exhilarating ride.

Of course no one marklars your marklar. Think about the last marklar that someone marklared that!

On the other hand, it’s nice to meet someone who actually reads books. +1 if they have actual paper books in their home.

That’s really true, and while we’re at it, can I just say hi to Tara Jacoby, wherever that genius may be right now?

I have no idea what could be wrong with being thought a taco-eater.

Who dream mindlessly and malevolently. Again, perfect for okra.

Maybe this Florida is just the instantiation in this particular universe of the Eternal Florida.

okra fh’taghn

That’s ok, I’m sure you’re right about some things.

As we suspected, most vegetarians are in fact flexitarians when no one is watching.

My hot take: the Inhumans are not compelling.

Mark my words, it will soon come out that Gwyneth Paltrow is 45's shadow secretary for verbiage.