Guys, you can show all the politicians up by buying books that are actually excellent reads.

Interesting hypothesis. I want to see the numbers.

Any similarly good news about the primates? That always tears me up.

So you’re saying that your regular bowel movements can be attributed to eating nachos?

I want you and people like you to win that mythical animal beauty icon thing.

This is a beautiful story and a joy forever.

Seriously, aggressing your asshole is a bad idea.

I like the cut of your jib.

Seriously. I don’t eat meat and it’s like clockwork. I was in a nowhere town in Europe and all they had was meat, and I was like WHAT ARE MY BOWELS DOING? WHAT IS THAT? KILL IT WITH FIRE.

They say that’s how you keep the romance in a relationship.

Wait, you just said something pretty shocking.

Your bowels seem to be in good working order, thanks to your steady diet of nachos, dinosaurs, and girlfriends.

It kind of is.

I voted robot because of a Modest Mouse fan video.

Seriously, I judge by deadliness or unheimlichkeit.

Do sports people even brain?

I support you and object to him,

I dunno, I’ve lived in the same neighborhood of the same city for 20 years, and people come and go, and I feel like that’s basically a good thing, even when the newcomers are very different, demographics-wise, from the older inhabitants. To be honest, it’s tourists who usually make my life hard. Shrug.

Hey where you been?

It is an insoluble pancake.