I’d like to know how this relates to Trump’s statements about neo-Nazis and the alt-left.

I know this is going to sound like a non sequitur, but I’m a flexitarian living in a vegan prison and the mention of tuna makes my mouth water and my soul sad.

All the cool kids have one.

This gives me hope, because I always thought that that was just one of the things that I can’t.

I think I love you for mentioning cratons. I want to share with you one of the most poetic sentences in the English language (from Wikipedia):

Europe isn’t really a continent. Eurasia ftw!

I’m so glad to hear it. I’m crazy about Charlie Jane, and lament the passing of old io9 on a pretty daily basis. You’ve given me some motivation to finally buy the book.

Counterpoint: Anne Hathaway, Chris Pine, and many more.

I did not watch a single minute of this show, but I did want to say that I love Lauren Ambrose unconditionally since Six Feet Under.

burn!

Knock on wood, it’s good that no brats have come to ruin the fun.

that hair though.

I don’t know, I think the last yacht-shot was way creepier, with a very high derp quotient.

You could just put it in your man-bun.

Don’t be such a wiener.

I’m glad your employer handled it that way. It would have been so easy to just sweep such things under the rug. I can just imagine how that would have made your co-workers bristle.

Man, we need Behind Closed Ovens back!

You misspelled both “yow” and “thow”!

I’d really recommend reading some actual Norse sagas, not the mythological ones but the ones about heroes etc.