I feel like you’re the only person here who has dealt with this in an appropriate way.

Diletta sounds like a diminuitive dildo.

Just wanted to say that Kathy Bates looks pretty great these days.

I’m really hoping you’re saying that in Mike Tyson’s voice.

Worst among the several wrong things in this comment is the mention of relish as something that you might put on or near food.

This is a correct comment.

I got United, which I also flew 4 times in the past week or so, and it sucked, so I think I must have been accurate.

- E.B. White.

I came here to express my surprise that the short-sleeve-over-long-sleeve look is still alive, and my simultaneous non-surprise that it’s Chris Martin who’s keeping it that way.

Best Short Thread Award, 2017.

Hot take: because at their root, the Inhumans are not the most compelling part of the Marvel universe.

Hey, there’s only one test for that.

Tangentially, where the hell was Superman yesterday when I had a fucking MOUNTAIN of laundry to fold and put away.

This comment needs a lot more stars.

With tonic and lime it’s the perfect summer drink.

Yet again I find myself wondering: where do male politicians get their haircuts? Is there literally a single haircutter for all male politicians?

They pruned that part out of the episode, which I thought was pretty shitty.

I had resolved not to take any of this bait, but I am forced to respond because did not know about Mrs Miller and now I can’t stop listening.

Starred for most possibly-yet-not-certainly ironic comment.