I never heard it but it sounds like an album from a Peter Greenaway movie, so I’m ok with it.

I hate ‘sammy.’ Some of my close relatives alternate between ‘sammy’ and ‘sammich,’ and they’re pretty lucky that you eat those with your hands because it makes me want to stick a fork in their eyes.

That sounds ful-filling.

This is the best series on the Root. Please keep it up!

That’s a shame.

Television static is unheimlich.

You can’t just pop up and spread opinions like that around here, buster.

Yes you will.

Homemade cashew cheese or almond cheese is really good. It’s not cheese, but it’s good. I mean, nut spreads, what could be bad.

In this day and age, having spiffy pee is nearly as important as having gold-plated toilets.

So does the new guy remind anyone else of Leland Palmer?

These are hot takes and I’m completely here for them.

I hear you, and I’m sure being inside all the time is much safer.

+1 for Helsinki, what a great town.

Disagree.

Jolie, you’re like a super hero, swooping down in the middle of the deep comments to rescue people! Damn.

Definitely Brenda.

This thread doesn’t seem like it will drag on.

I kind of thought that Maz was an homage to RBG.

Really?