Also amazing is how homogeneous the comments are. Yikes.

That’s way too complicated for the internet.

“Vegetarian: Confessions” is fine by me :)

I have one of the funniest and nastiest public bathroom stories ever, but I’m not sure this is the place to share it.

I hear you. I’m also vegetarian and happy with that. I don’t even eat much dairy, as it grosses me out more and more as I get older, but I still like buttered toast.

It’s hangover juice only secondarily, because it’s first and foremost puke juice.

On the internet, this is fucking sacrilege.

It really does, and this take is only tepid.

Wait, what? What don’t you like, the taste of it or do you associate it with being cheap and sweet? I’m confused.

Riesling is the grossest. It was really popular where I lived in the late 90s, and then thankfully people moved on.

I think your name explains everything.

Hot take: I’m not even sure it should be a beverage.

Wow, it’s almost like knowledgable people who understand context can tell us more about shade than someone who just scribbles down some half-witty sentences and then pronounces judgment.

Yikes, it also took her sunscreen.

And Gawker Media is a branch of Amazon that also sometimes has some good articles and consistently excellent commenters.

That really depends on context. My partner is vegan and holy shit am I done with vegan desserts based on coconut oil.

So he’s aged well?

Yeah, basically like the guy from Coldplay.

I feel that “weapon of destruction” is a little redundant on its own, but is a satisfying expression because it evokes “[mass] destruction” without explicitly saying it and thereby being ridiculous.