It’s hangover juice only secondarily, because it’s first and foremost puke juice.

On the internet, this is fucking sacrilege.

It really does, and this take is only tepid.

Wait, what? What don’t you like, the taste of it or do you associate it with being cheap and sweet? I’m confused.

Riesling is the grossest. It was really popular where I lived in the late 90s, and then thankfully people moved on.

I think your name explains everything.

Hot take: I’m not even sure it should be a beverage.

Nothing wrong with Winona! I mean, maybe there is, but there’s nothing wrong with liking Winona.

Wow, it’s almost like knowledgable people who understand context can tell us more about shade than someone who just scribbles down some half-witty sentences and then pronounces judgment.

I think if you weren’t a teenager in the 80s, I could really see how John Hughes movies would leave you cold.* If you were a teen in the 80s, you must have had a very strong presence of mind to not identify with those movies in some way.

Yikes, it also took her sunscreen.

And Gawker Media is a branch of Amazon that also sometimes has some good articles and consistently excellent commenters.

I haven’t yet! Waiting for the school year to end...

That really depends on context. My partner is vegan and holy shit am I done with vegan desserts based on coconut oil.

So he’s aged well?

I was just teasing.

Hey don’t get me wrong, I know that DUNE IS THE BEST.

Yeah, basically like the guy from Coldplay.

I feel that “weapon of destruction” is a little redundant on its own, but is a satisfying expression because it evokes “[mass] destruction” without explicitly saying it and thereby being ridiculous.