Ohhh Kitchenette.

I’m laughing for real at ‘pattern truther.’

Dang, I hope Miss Gilligan is reading this.

I hear you so much. But I’ve developed an invincible strategy:

Ha, that reminds me of the time I used the word “dome” (probably from some mythology book, no idea) and my first grade teacher was like “That’s not a word, you made that up.” I insisted, she insisted, I lost the battle that day but I’m pretty sure to this very day that “dome” is a word.

I consistently failed Penmanship.

I’m laughing and want to hear more details about Douchebag Inception.

There are rules about these things.

For some reason, I find the idea of a bunch of disembodied hooves and anuses floating around to be disconcerting, and wonder about the motivation for even proposing this idea.

What was the original context for this, because I am laughing for real but am also a little concerned.

Serious question - is Oregon messed up?

This is petty and hysterical and I am here for it.

I’m a deck.

Damn, this is a high-quality response.

Wait, what do you mean by “now”?

This article written by Kelly, betches.

This is hands-down the best thread in recent memory.

One day my log will have something to say about this.

Starred because I also thought the shitting on Ghostbusters was incredibly lame.

Quality kinja.