Shhh, Shade Voldemort might hear you.

Or Pennywise.

I often wonder about this. I get it that once you’re famous, people keep hiring you, but shouldn’t there be some sort of review process where someone can say “Ok, you’ve gotten this far, that’s as far as you’re going on this pathway?”

When I was around that age, I saw the following movies numerous times by myself: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Amadeus, and the Color Purple. I think that’s what no parental supervision or friends leads to.

Aged garbage > fine garbage?

Twenty-three skidoo, kiddo.

I know it isn’t a proper mullet, but I feel that it’s still business in the front, party in the back.

You probably understand that for people who are into Twin Peaks, this thing with the coffee and pie is deep (and also pretty endlessly funny).

Seriously

Your name is accurate.

Screw them, their minds have been warped by CGI. We know what’s really good.

This mullet is on fire.

This is such a good question, and I hope it wasn’t a rhetorical one.

Preach.

Superb comment.

When I was a kid, this movie blew my mind. I recently rewatched it with my kids, and it completely holds up (allowing for nostalgia, I guess).

I am here for your nerdy timeliness.

It was the eighties, so many mysterious things happened back then. Looking back, it was a simpler, weirder time.

I find that children are much the same. At least my kids are - they can ignore me for hours but if I’m on the phone it suddenly becomes crucial to ask me where the scissors are and can they have dessert.

Yeah, but it was boring as ass. I liked Lynch’s Dune better.