A little tangential, but I think that that was peak Madonna in terms of prettiness.

I like a person with values.

How dare you show pictures of plus-sized models here.

Maybe, but that’s not my impression of how people look at it. The 90-yo mother of one of my colleagues just died, and I went to the funeral and the shiva (the Jewish version of a wake). I don’t think that my colleague was expecting me at either, but I could see that she appreciated it. If I hadn’t gone, it probably…

I left when I was young and brave and dumb. No regrets whatsoever.

All over! Now not in the USA :)

I know, I’m such a doofus.

Not everyone is on board with living life in sacrifice to another as a moral ideal.

I really hate South Florida, but based on a single trip through northern Florida, which included: visiting a friend’s house when her boyfriend brought over a chunk of deer meat; going to a really divey bar and watching someone bite a friend’s ass, and then her socking him in the nose; watching The Company of Wolves;…

This is some next-level shit. I think you win.

Ok, I didn’t scroll down yet. Really anticipating the face-eating leopard party thing.

I left NY when I was done with high school because I moved somewhere else. It never once crossed my mind that I was ‘leaving NY.’

South Florida: highways, strip malls, and gated communities, what’s not to like?

You say that as if those things are bad?

I feel like chickens do not want to lay eggs for people, so I have a hard time imagining that a chicken would move several time zones just to be subjugated. Even if it were cheaper.

Well, you need two of everything, because you have the original recipe (and photos, and filler text) and then you have it veganized.

I actually wasn’t aware of all this, so I feel really informed right now. Maybe experiencing a kind of information overload.

I snorted. No, that was a snore. I’m sleeping right now. Despite the inherent interest of people leaving a city and writing about it.

Those are so good.

I thought that that poster was doing that ironically. Yikes.