This one really has been particularly trollatocious.

I feel like this is the one time in my life where I say “Maybe reading Ayn Rand could have a salutary effect on you.”

I dunno, I still love the Sugarcubes - a lot.

B+ for effort! :)

So that’s like the joke about the villagers. A new guy moves into the village, and after he’s been there for a few weeks, the men of the village pay him a visit, saying “Hey Joe, if you want to be part of the village, there’s something you have to do. You have to fuck a cow.”

I can’t stop laughing because of this, damn you.

Amen to kids sleeping in their own goddamned beds.

Seriously - our kids first flew when they were around 4, and they were chill. The thought of flying with one of my babies makes me shudder.

I think the author was mixtec up.

I dunno. I spent a week in Albuquerque and it was pretty interesting. (The food was gross, but I’m not sure that that distinctively picks out NM)

What? Carvel is excellent. If you have a time machine that can take you back to the 80s.

I really enjoyed “bum bum bum” as a sound effect.

That logic is ass. By the same logic, insects win over dolphins because there are more species of insect.

A picture of:

Seriously, tater tots. When I was a kid at school, someone would always try to snag another kid’s tater tots, and that was total justification to CUT the bitch.

I appreciate your deconstruction of ‘in other words.’

You make me think of Joni Mitchell....

I stopped reading the X-Men a long time ago, but can I just say what the hell happened to the art? Who is drawing this, and why?

I could not agree more, with every single word.

Cool hairdo, Victoria Jackson!