Have you heard of the Derek Zoolander School? It might be able to help.

SHUT UP IT’S COMING BACK SOMETIME.

so much real talk

He really did Joey pretty well, you have to admit.

So true. Of me, especially.

I think that would depend on how you understand the word ‘know.’

So it took me a moment to process ‘buffalo chips’ because I thought they were potato or corn chips that taste like buffalo wings, but in a good way.

Huh, in Belgium they say “ufti”, wonder if it’s the same.

Meh, nougat is overrated, and chocolates with soft centers are just gross.

Incest and empty calories: (a) bad idea, (b) illicit gross fun, then (c) regrets?

I dunno, I was raised by wild wolves, and other than the deep emotional scars, I turned out ok.

In general and in principle, I agree, but this past year hasn’t been the finest hour of many of our career politicians.

It’s good to find some right-minded people around these parts.

Poetry.

Hey hey, none of that real stuff now.

Actually, “+1 Fancy Diarrhea Clinic” has a certain charm.

I have to tell you that I couldn’t be mad at Trump right now, because I remembered I have a giant bag of Haribo Goldbären in the cupboard, and I am eating my way through that fucker at this very moment.

You just connected the two major loves of my adult life, gummi bears and Chris Pratt.

LET’S DO IT