I respect that, old people are cool.

I’m full of admiration right now.

I suggest we find a different way to settle our differences.

Imagine that.

Where is that button that marks someone as a terrible person?

I ate the fuck out of them when I was a kid, and now I can’t even be in the same room as them.

Dude, take mine, please, just give me the green and clear ones.

I think your take is the only take.

Counterpoint: sour candies are awesome.

Seriously, no one should drink tequila.

Really? I bought them and no one ate them, not even me.

What about those fucking yellow ones? Or did you literally repress your knowledge of their existence, as one should probably do?

I feel so strongly about this that I considered multiple repostings of the list I wrote above. But basically, the clear ones are the best, the orange ones are rank.

WHAT THAT IS A WRONG OPINION PLEASE TAKE IT BACK

Marzipan is the circle of hell that Dante was too squeamish to write about.

I feel disappointed and even a little betrayed that this wasn’t a ranking of the flavors of gummi bears (ok, the colors). Here is my ranking:

Please expand on your outrageous statement.

wut, that’s so good.

[insert why not both gif]

Bleak but I definitely agree.