I imagine it would be tangy.

How do free puppies raise the price?

Take your money and move to France or Belgium, the 7-euro-wine is not bad at all.

squirrelfran it.

Dayum those are stubby fingers.

Seriously though, Charles Grodin is the best. Midnight Run ftw.

SAME. I was the only person on the plane (at least as far as I could see) watching that movie and definitely the only person laughing like a moron.

I literally never get tired of this one.

Some of the models in the above pictures are doing a really good job with the Blue Steel.

Shit, I would kind of like that to be my job.

My eyes are bleeding.

That’s my experience with *most* things. We got free tickets to an opera and decided to take the kids, even though it was a heavy one (Faust) and long as hell (4 hours). We got all sorts of nasty glares from the people in the audience.

It’s like the end of Fahrenheit 451 and you are responsible for preserving Muppets lore and law.

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That escalated quickly.

SPOILER: he’s the monster at the end of the book.

This is sheer beauty.

I think all the movies I’ve seen on a plane were like that. Return to Planet of the Apes, that movie where Philip Seymour Hoffman got ratted out by Meryl Streep or vice versa, every possible movie with Adam Sandler or Will Ferrell (no offense, he’s terrific, but I wouldn’t spend money to go see his movies in a…

I do too, but somehow the thought of drinking in an airport or an airplane brings up bile.

I hear you, but I think I would very likely feel awful during and after.