Where’s the Members Only jacket?

This is such a good question. My partner is a vegan, and we have all sorts of “cheese” which are not, to the best of my knowledge, technically cheese. Nor are they technical cheese. They’re not bad, but they’re not cheese. 

I lived in Wisconsin and absolutely loved it, at least in terms of the people and the culture (the weather almost killed my temperate-climate ass, and Mountain Dew is the devil).

True though

Woman unable to find salad to smile at.

I wouldn’t mind giving her books another chance, and I’m really happy for the recommendations. I definitely could not read Oryx and Crake, and I don’t quite know how to describe my reaction to Surfacing except “never again.”

I kind of agree except for the fact that the only book of hers I was able to finish was the Handmaid’s Tale. The others made my brain bleed.

So far the correlation works nicely, I don’t like any of those. (And I’d rather lose a finger than go back to Disneyworld.)

No. Not even vaguely. I’ll probably watch it on a airplane some day though.

The first season of Teachers was amazing, and so was the first episode of the second season, but then it got a little meh.

Stars for ur-douche.

He will always be Egg to me.

I thought he was Ryan Philippe, and that she was Reese Witherspoon. I mean, I know at some level that they are all different people, but I feel that we shouldn’t overstate the differences.

So what about actual sports sounds? here are three, ranked in order of coolness:

I’ll get my coat.

I was talking about the second dessert.

I’m with you on Inside Llewyn Davis!

It’s like in Dune.

And....?

I just realized that there are probably some stoners out there who are disappointed with their purchase.