Seriously.

You know what, it’s no problem, we can go for lunch and I’ll eat the tahini, you can have the whole dessert.

One can hope.

I’m not worried about God being insulted, just don’t fuck with the hummus, people.

Huh. Yoga people swear that inversions are the best for your health.

The commercial hummus is loaded with random fat.

Wait, what is this Instant Pot you speak of? It sounds like it might capture my vegetarian heart.

Plus they load it with fat that just isn’t in the fresh stuff.

It just depends on what sort of food processor you have. Mine is not good enough to make it *really* smooth, but my friend has a slightly better one, and the hummus comes out super duper smooth. Plus, he’s just a pro at it.

This has been brief but excellent kinja.

YOU ARE WRONG AND I WILL FIGHT YOU

That’s like saying that cats are just another kind of human.

That must be exceedingly rare, what with the little hummuses not having feet to range around on.

Yesterday two people I run with were talking about ethnicity, and one said to the other “Babe, you need a complete re-education from the bottom-up.”

You can kind of roll them between your hands and the skin comes off.

NO YOGURT STEP AWAY FROM THE YOGURT PLEASE

I COULD NOT AGREE MORE AND I FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THIS.

Honestly, he looks like he would be the spatially-challenged elf.

the bow tie really does make the look