Or one of the best things ever written here, the till-today hilarious piece by Caity Weaver about mozzarella sticks.

oh noz, a moderate opinion! away with you and your warm take.

Seriously, tuna sandwiches with doritos is the best. But I thought my family invented that...

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Belgium is my favorite country in Europe!

He’s the funniest.

I find this pretty depressing.

I wonder why he seems especially egregious to me in this picture.

It’s sad because it’s true.

Think about how great it would be to hang with the dog, take naps, read books, and work out IN AND AROUND A LIGHTHOUSE.

Evidently they rule especially hard when shrooming. 

See, it’s when topics like this come up that I once again feel the terrible hole where Behind Closed Ovens used to be.

I was thinking about this today, and if I were rich, I wouldn’t do any of this stuff. I would have a sleepy life of reading books, swimming, and being very chill. And I want a lighthouse or something.

You said it.

I like to watch.

Meka leka hi, meka hiney ho.

I’m quite sure that never happened.

Goo-ood!

What do you mean, the ‘old’ one? I’m quite sure it was never remade, what would have been the point?

Wait, if they started sexism and this idiot got it too, and it travels via semen....