How do you find the ones that are just chocolate, with no fillings at all?

best comment in ages

ha, same. I recently realized that I know the names of a buttload of celebrities because of Jezebel, but I have never heard or seen any of their stuff. (I have Selective Ludditism.)

The second one is terrific too. Admittedly, in that so-bad-I’m-laughing way, but still, a masterpiece.

Oh I don’t know, I think that she should be put in a pillory, and the magazine should be shut down.

Luckily, ire is not in short supply here on the internets.

brainbleach now

The ‘Adore’ period is certainly a thing, but I like the Smashing Pumpkins up till and including Siamese Dream (and the b-sides album with the awesome version of Landslide).

You take that back right now.

This is mostly a good all-around code of behavior.

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.

good karma :)

privates!

This post wins an award for not trying too hard and still getting the job done!

You know what ‘knish’ is in Jewish slang?

My heart goes out to the poor marginalized Nazi vegans.

This should be a David Lynch short film.

Seriously though, the red onion is what makes it.

Don’t forget the rest of the noble truths though!

Seriously, her dukkha is right there for everyone to see.