He will have the best constitution, it will be yooge.

It looks like no one has yet mentioned that those seem to be some pretty revealing leather (pleather?) pants.

This is so dumb and so excellent. I think my favorite is the bitcoin one.

You might also want to try out antepenultimate, or if you’re feeling fancy, preantepenultimate.But propreantepenultimate, that’s just silly, when would you use that even.

Wait, what? A taco is a sandwich?

Because I was too lousy to play an instrument or sing in chorus, I had to take a class called “American Musical Theater,” which involved watching terrible movies of musicals and which was the worst ever.

How is the 2007 Hairspray there and not the actual good one?

Ahhh, reading comprehension - I ought to try some. :)

I know, I know. When I tell people that I felt meh about the movie, people act like I murdered a raft of babies.

NICE deep cut.

And yet no one here covered the story about Dolly Parton wearing a striking yellow dress the other day.

Wait, you like seeing Paltrow act?

I don’t remember much of the movie except for the dance scene, the part where the kid gets his brains blown out, and the part where someone yells stuff and quotes a Biblical prophet. And I saw the movie about 2 years ago. I guess it didn’t leave much of an impression?

And even a bar of soap can be dangerous if you don’t use a condom.

Best Kinja interaction in ages.

You mean above and beyond what Zoolander (1 and 2) did for Owen Fucking Wilson?

Agree!

Counterpoint: it was the ultimate QT “don’t give a fuck, I can do whatever I want” movie.

I thought they were just being considerate of poor Casey Chan.