what are eggs waffles and where are they?

HA dungarees. One of my old-lady babysitters used to say that and even as a kid, I was always mentally like dungarees?

ha, samesies.

Why do famous people like to only date other famous people? This is a real head-scratcher for me.

it really is

Anyone seen Randilyn?

Yikes

Smiths and math.

I heard he has his steaks monogrammed.

I saw them live in like 1990 or so, they were awesome.

I’ve seen episodes on flights (why do airlines love this show so much) and I concur that it is pure garbage.

so good.

I bet they were next to some ketchup.

excellent kinja

oh boy, wrong version :)

My take, too.

If you went to McDonalds and they were out of fries, would you consider that reasonable?

People in the third world have pickles like nobody’s business.

This is a real fact. There are a few sandwiches that don’t work at all without pickles. On the other hand, why would someone expect to buy a sandwich at Subways of all places?

yikes